I'm excellent at breaking things. and fixing them.



i also have some things for sale at [toli's trades].



i have my CompTIA A+ Certification saying i know how to put a PC together, or at least pretend i know something about it. overclockers ask me for advice sometimes, but i'm usually the only person silly enough to respond.



i also know a thing or two about Linux and 9x/NT/2k/XP which puts me a step above the PFY. and above the n00b. in fact i'm usually the one holding the clue bat, in a nice way. it comes from doing helpdesk.



i've been on BBSes, i used to Deathmatch on Duke Nukem 3D with dialup, i had Windows 95 betas, i was on MSN before it was MSN, i was on free internet on the AOL betas. i will sell my soul for good stuff, and i am fairly shameless if i need to be. which, thankfully isn't all that often.



speaking of shameless...



i am an MCSE for Windows NT4.



i have the 0ldsk00l hacker training but i wear it like a kung-fu master wears a 'i know perl-fu' XXL t-shirt. poorly.



i do have a web page. it's old. if you want me, you can go out and look for me, my details aren't private, just obscured.



i pay for my own stuff, out of my own money. which proves just how silly i am.



i have GB's of stuff i end up harvesting. it's a good selection. and when i say 'stuff', i mean pr0n and mp3 and warez. and stuff. if you want a defined quantity, it's MoreThanYouHave



i used to go to uni, i graduated in april 2002 in brisbane. i live in Melbourne now, and am currently unemployed. my IRC habits will reflect this.



my node is [NodeEFB]. currently it's inactive, but i'm getting some Orinoco cards later on, which will effectively make me a 'member' of the ad-hoc group and we'll see how far my 'neighbour' is. The cantenna is also on my list as is a WORKING Orinoco 'Pigtail' Adaptor, but without a clear LoS to anyone or anywhere in the vicinity, i might be the closest network neighbour for a while. though, if i can bounce the signal over the hills, i could get a nice signal to someone ... maybe.